i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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