google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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