im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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