Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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