I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is the high leading the old right now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize