I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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