I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
no you cant smoke seaweed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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