she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the high leading the old right now
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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