Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
And then he peed in my hair
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