But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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