i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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