one two three fourrrrnication!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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