everyone is single if you try hard enough
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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