She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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