I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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