are you so shy because you have an std?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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