Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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