i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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