i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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