I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need to calm my uterus...
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