There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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