take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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