She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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