He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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