I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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