i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
false alarm. still invincible.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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