i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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