So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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