Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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