I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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