I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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