Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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