Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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