just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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