he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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