I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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