32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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