idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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