are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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