What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize