You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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