this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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