I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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