There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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