Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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