Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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