let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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