you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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