If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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