As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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