marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Found the puke drawer
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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