okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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