saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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